So a Person Walks into Nordstrom Rack…

…thinking, “I need some mid-length, fairly simple brown boots. You know, for the cold weather. I bet I can find something like that here.”

Then this person sees this:

shoes1 And then this:

shoes2

Seriously, Toms, the child in need has suffered enough.

And then this…

Blur due to quivering emotional reaction.

Blur due to quivering emotional reaction.

…and realizes that what they really need is alcohol and the safety of four solid walls.