Oh, let me count the ways.

1. “the Dutch artist has envisioned ‘feestaardvarken’ (partyaardvark)”
2. “a 30-meter-long concrete sculpture that can be climbed upon and interacted with”
3. It has nipples
4. And a literal party hat too

The world is better for this being out there.

Now: do I need to borrow a child when I go to see this, or can I just gallop up there myself?

Also, new goal (to add to my considerable list): have my own name in a headline even a tenth as devastatingly delightful as that one.

A few years old, but always always always worth repeating: 15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will at the AV Club. Continue reading →