As Seen in the International District

Flat, lumpy, empty, wevsWhat a bargain!

Ok, enough with the blase. I would eat those. I would eat the shit out of those. I was always the one at my family’s table at Jade Garden* who would happily devour everyone else’s cookies.

After the jump, evidence of the SD family credo, “Quia possum.”

MY EYESYeah, sorry. Sometimes, you’re just sitting in bed, mucking about with your blog, and you get an idea, and you recognize it’s not precisely a good idea, but you laugh anyway and make it so.


*RIP, Jade Garden of Cahokia, Illinois. I drove by in May and saw that the restaurant that was my gateway to Asian food had closed up shop sometime in the prior four months.