What state does this interstate go to?
Why was this cartoon fish given smallpox? Is it meant to be cute smallpox?
Why don’t I live somewhere that has a regularly updated sand sculpture in the lobby? Where are my life choices lacking?
And just what is he smirking at?
Why don’t all states use “coned” as a verb on street signs? It’s delightful.
Are the trolleys just to convey the most “Americaness” possible in a single mode of transportation? What cultural thing is it exactly that makes cartoon-covered open-air buses a preferred method of transportation? (This is one version of many.)
What on earth must we look like to other countries?
Why are region/country-specific airlines so rad?
What would it take for every airport to have a lei stand?
Previously in Hawaii: Valuable Travel Tips for Your Waikiki Vacation and Hanauma Bay: The Most Dangerous Place on Earth. Still to come: in which we go hiking and get covered with mud.