What state does this interstate go to?
Why was this cartoon fish given smallpox? Is it meant to be cute smallpox?
Why don’t I live somewhere that has a regularly updated sand sculpture in the lobby? Where are my life choices lacking?
And just what is he smirking at?
Why don’t all states use “coned” as a verb on street signs? It’s delightful.
Who made this sign necessary?
What this dog? Why? How?
Whose idea was this?
Are the trolleys just to convey the most “Americaness” possible in a single mode of transportation? What cultural thing is it exactly that makes cartoon-covered open-air buses a preferred method of transportation? (This is one version of many.)
What on earth must we look like to other countries?
Why are region/country-specific airlines so rad?
How awesome is this dog?
Seriously, how awesome?
What would it take for every airport to have a lei stand?
Previously in Hawaii: Valuable Travel Tips for Your Waikiki Vacation and Hanauma Bay: The Most Dangerous Place on Earth. Still to come: in which we go hiking and get covered with mud.